The Struggle is Real

In her latest interview with Lucky Magazine, our most in-your-face-everyday Kardashian has let us in on her new life goal: to be a MILF. In case you're wondering what the hell that is: MILF. Mum I'd Like to Fuck. Yes, that's right, it's as cringy as it sounds. No word of a lie, this girl has some serious aspirations.

Kim explained to Lucky magazine: 'I am definitely way sexier ever since having my daughter! The struggle to get back into shape after giving birth is such a real one." 

A few points on this one, Kimmy:

1. It's not that deep.
2. Considering that you enter and leave the gym with perfect make-up and no sweat beads in sight, I'd say that your struggle actually isn't that real. In fact, it probably involves a phone call, a consultation and some anaesthetic. 
3. You know, being a MILF might actually require you to be an 'M' first...What we're trying to say is: your "struggle" is probably made significantly easier by the fact that you seemingly spend more time taking selfies than you do with your arms wrapped around little IgNori (who usually looks like she's desperate to escape anyway after being kidnapped by some strange, overbearing woman). 
4. As for being sexier, Kim, we were thinking more along the lines of "desperate to stay relevant". Besides, we totally think that you looked better before you ended up on the Halal Inspector's register as a result of all of the unnecessary pork-face facial surgery that you "didn't have". 


So anyway, apparently, all Kim wants to do now is "show off her body". I would totally post pre and post baby outfits and we could attempt to play spot the difference all day, but I really don't think I need to. In reality, Kim showing off her body - and that fat-infused tumour that sits in the place where most people's backsides reside - is old news.

Oh, and apparently, baby North only likes oatmeal, beige, grey and black clothing. Wait, what? This kid is one, and clearly isn't dressing herself like an Oliver Twist extra so...Is Kim stupid, or are we?