Quite simply...By posting a semi-naked picture of yourself. Or actually, just any picture of yourself period.
For some reason, that I believe is called 'attention-seeking', celebrities seem to thoroughly enjoy posting pictures of themselves in honour of people's birthdays. Taylor Swift did it for Selena, but obviously Kim had to go one further (surprise, surprise) to wish the designer of her most recent wedding dress - Riccardo Tisci - a happy birthday.
Now, first things first: I'm sorry, I don't care who you are but if it's my birthday...Then uh hellllloooo, bitch, it's my fucking day. Don't you dare even try and eat up my limelight like it's a slice of cake.
But this, this is just too far regardless. As they say, a picture speaks a thousand words...So, let's put this into perspective: "World, I know that I'm married and a mother now but I'm still on my quest to be a MILF so pleaseeeeeee look at my arse and ignore the strange square pixel incision on the left cheek but...Just look at my arse and my perfectly staged arm hiding my breasts. Don't I just look so ethereal? Oh, and happy birthday Riccardo. Thanks for the ass shot...And the dress too, I suppose".
I know, I know, all the Kim K fans are sharpening their falsies for me but please, be serious. Bitchy humour aside, I think that deep down we can all agree that well...What the fuck was she thinking? The amount of pictures that she has with this man and she's just like "Nope, fuck that, have a slice of ass pie instead". No wonder Kanye looked pissed when they landed in Ibiza for the party. Somebody getting some lovin' from Kimmie tonight, and judging by this celebratory post...It may, or may not be, him. As far as I'm concerned, had I pulled this stunt, I'd be as good as dumped and rightly so. But then again, who am I to judge? I'm only a lowly peasant with good morals and self-respect after all.
It is a bit odd that she took picture of herself naked for a designer. If I were a designer, that would not be what I want to see.
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