Selena Hotmez

Like the rest of the world, I think that she's all cute and five-year-old-esque and what not...But seriously, I don't know what horrid and beastly style demon had beheld this girl and her stylist lately but Selena Hotmez ('hot mess' for those of you that need everything explaining) just keeps getting it so, so, so wrong. 

Blumarine Spring 2014, I'm sorry but...What is this please? Realistically, the only place that this should be seen is in Big Bird's wardrobe. It's actually such a shame because I feel like individually - and if it actually fitted properly - some of this might actually be acceptable. Like that shirt (in the right size), unbuttoned with an off-white cropped corset-style bandeau, blue skinnies and those shoes (again, in the right fucking size) - with some gold accessories and a high ponytail or messy bun and some sunnies. I would totally rock that shit. But this...No. There's just way too much going on in this ill-fitted ensemble. 

Also, can we please note the backdrop please...Selena, homegirl, it is waaaaaay too hot for this shit. Someone pass this girl a bikini. Oh, and Justin...Fuck you, got the poor girl going through a fashion crisis and shit.