Vagina Not Included

Who needs PornHub when you have AmericanApparel.net? 

Answer: nobody.

Yes, they're at it again, making headlines and selling vaginas like assorted candy. 

Whether anybody buys the overpriced slave-made drivel that they actually produce is a mystery, but one thing's for sure: its online store is a paedophile hotspot.

The 'Back to School' range is the one making headlines today but personally, I think that it's the most subtle image of the bunch...And that's saying something. Needless to say, I certainly don't remember "underage vagina" being on my school uniform list. 

Firstly, what a hideous shirt. 

(vagina not included in selling price)

It actually looks like a reformed ASDA bag, or some lame ass textiles project.

Maybe they do actually need some vagina to sell this crap.

Judging by the look of it, it's waterproof too...

Nice and handy, although I'm not sure whether it's offering protection from the rain or bodily fluids...

If this is what it takes to sell a pair of tights, imagine what it takes to sell jeans...

All I know is that if they're American Apparel, they're probably crotchless.

Is it any surprise that teens have resorted to sexting? 

If an international retailer can't sell tights without spread legs and crotch pie, good luck getting a boyfriend in your turtleneck, love.

Aside of the red marks on her neck that make it look as though she's just been choke-slammed by The Undertaker, she looks underage and drugged up...And well, to be honest, this is all actually quite rapey.

I don't really know whether it's merely coincidence or some sick joke that all of the models look underage, but if American Apparel has any real kind of target market, you can bet that it's highly accommodating of those curious characters amongst us with a liking for teen porn.

Believe me, I'm no feminist...But American Apparel always seem to take advantage of their young female models in an overtly perverse and sexualised manner - think mass-scale Terry Richardson. The male models, on the other hand, always seem to be suitably dressed. Now, I do believe that we live in the 21st century in which males and females are supposed to have equal rights. In which case, American Apparel, you better show females some dick, or cut the fucking crap.